Thursday, October 20, 2016

I LOVE EXCEL


Oh, EXCEL.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways...
Or rather, let me SING the ways.  My feelings about excel can best be expressed through song to the tune of “Part of Your World” from Disney’s The Little Mermaid. 




Look at this cell, isn't it neat?


Wouldn't you think my excel sheet’s complete?


Wouldn't you think I'm the girl


The girl who loves everything?


 
Look at this file, treasures untold


How many formulas can one spreadsheet hold?


Looking around here you'd think


Sure, she tabs everything


 
I've got filters and VLOOKUPs a plenty


I've got columns and highlights galore


You want pivot tables? I've got twenty!


But who cares? No big deal,


I want more...
 
I wanna be where the SUMIFs are


I wanna see, wanna see them function
 


Find and Replace on those


What do you call 'em? Oh, words


 
Staring at cells you don't get too far


Symbols are required for adding, subtracting


Scrolling along down a


What's that word again?


Sheet
 


Up where they sort, it’s just begun


I can concatenate ‘cause it’s fun


Control Alt Delete


Wish I could be, part of that world


 
What would I give if I could live


Out of this prison?


What would I pay to spend a day




 
And on one hand, I understand


That I may one day need to use ACCESS


Too much data, much more stable


But not what I planned


 
And I'm ready to know what the experts know


Google my questions


And Wiki some answers


What's a hyperlink and what do I... what's the word?


Learn?


 
When's it my turn?


Can’t it be me, who will explore each spreadsheet I see?


I will confess.


Yes I’m obsessed.



I LOVE EXCEL.


 

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