Or rather, let me SING the ways. My feelings about excel can best be expressed through song to the tune of “Part of Your World” from Disney’s The Little Mermaid.
Look at this cell, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my excel sheet’s complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who loves everything?
Look at this file, treasures untold
How many formulas can one spreadsheet hold?
Looking around here you'd think
Sure, she tabs everything
I've got filters and VLOOKUPs a plenty
I've got columns and highlights galore
You want pivot tables? I've got twenty!
But who cares? No big deal,
I want more...
I wanna see, wanna see them function
Find and Replace on those
What do you call 'em? Oh, words
Staring at cells you don't get too far
Symbols are required for adding, subtracting
Scrolling along down a
What's that word again?
Sheet
Up where they sort, it’s just begun
I can concatenate ‘cause it’s fun
Control Alt Delete
Wish I could be, part of that world
Out of this prison?
What would I pay to spend a day
With ASAP Utilities?
And on one hand, I understand
That I may one day need to use ACCESS
Too much data, much more stable
But not what I planned
And I'm ready to know what the experts know
Google my questions
And Wiki some answers
What's a hyperlink and what do I... what's the word?
Learn?
When's it my turn?
Can’t it be me, who will explore each spreadsheet I see?
I will confess.
Yes I’m obsessed.
I LOVE EXCEL.
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